Archive for 'Home Office' Category
Sex Without Permission Slip Will be Criminalised, Says Justice Minister (April Fool’s Satire)
1 April 2010Engaging in sex without a permission slip from the Home Office could soon land you in jail, justice minister Maria Eagle stated on Thursday. Following consultation with children’s charities and victim support groups, all adults who wish to have sex will be required to complete a form disclosing intimate details about their life and relationships. […]
The Perverse Politics of Virtual Child Porn Law
6 July 2009In 2006, the UK Home Office (which has since devolved many of its powers to the Ministry of Justice) announced plans to criminalise the possession of “non-photographic images of child sexual abuse” (BBC, 2006). The justification for this law was based upon several assumptions, none of which are supported empirically.
The first and most significant claim […]
Satire: Santa Arrested For Paedo Pics
25 December 2008The Daily Sun: London
CHRISTMAS has been cancelled for a second year, following the arrest of Santa for “evading the prohibition on the importation of indecent material”. According to the Metropolitan Police’s Paedophile Unit, Santa first came under suspicion after he was found to have travelled to Thailand more than 200 times over a period of […]
Your People Need You!
12 June 2007Man Jailed for Possessing Cartoon “Child Erotica”
London, UK
A man has today been sentenced to 5 years in prison for possessing child erotica, defined by the new Protection of Proper Thoughts Act 2007 as “any non-photographic image which is likely to lead to the arousal of someone who has an inappropiate interest in children.”
The defence stated […]
Controlled Release Is Like Sarah’s Law
9 June 2007In what appears to be yet another U-turn at the Home Office, just two months after a previous decision on the matter of dealing with sex offenders, it has been announced that parents will be given access to the names and addresses of child sex offenders. While it is widely agreed that children should be […]
John Reid Will Resign in June
6 May 2007John Reid, a reactionary, knee-jerk politician and the current Home Secretary of the United Kingdom, has today announced that he will retire to the backbenches when Tony Blair steps down as Prime Minister in June.
Mr Reid has previously faced pressure from the mobs after a Judge declared that a man convicted of producing child pornography […]
No Joy For UK Vigilantes
10 April 2007When even children’s charities don’t want it…… you know it’s a bad “child protection law.”
The Home Office (UK) have suggested that Sarah’s Law will NOT be implemented in the UK.
From the illegally discriminatory article at the BBC -
“A spokesman for the children’s charity Barnardo’s said: “The indications from Home Office sources that people in […]
Laws Outing Sex Offenders - Ethical?
9 April 2007This article is written to respond to a BBC article here, which is incorrectly described as a “law on paedophiles”
Personally, if I were a parent, I wold like to know if a child molester were living near me, so I understand where the “laws” naming “high-risk sex offenders” come from. The issue is that they’re […]