Archive for 'Satire' Category
Sex Without Permission Slip Will be Criminalised, Says Justice Minister (April Fool’s Satire)
1 April 2010Engaging in sex without a permission slip from the Home Office could soon land you in jail, justice minister Maria Eagle stated on Thursday. Following consultation with children’s charities and victim support groups, all adults who wish to have sex will be required to complete a form disclosing intimate details about their life and relationships. […]
Satire: Santa Arrested For Paedo Pics
25 December 2008The Daily Sun: London
CHRISTMAS has been cancelled for a second year, following the arrest of Santa for “evading the prohibition on the importation of indecent material”. According to the Metropolitan Police’s Paedophile Unit, Santa first came under suspicion after he was found to have travelled to Thailand more than 200 times over a period of […]
Christmas Cancelled Over Paedo Grooming Fears
24 December 2007The Daily Sun: London.
MILLIONS of children are in tears following the prohibition of Christmas, over fears of paedos using presents to groom children.
The Daily Sun has learned that the ban is related to an operation by the Metropolitan Police, which uncovered a deadly present-sharing ring in London.
Although the Met refused to explain why Christmas […]
HOW THE CRINGED TRIED TO STEAL CHRISTMAS
25 December 2006dedication:
In sad memory of the sad persons who know not what they do as they carry out their propagandized belief alienations against yet another demonized group (us) paraded before them by those they’ve been programmed to blindly trust. Woe be they when they themselves find their own (kids, grandkids, other loved family members) betrayed by […]